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Admin13.09.2021

Gru can swing his penis fast enough to break the sound barrier and slap with the force of 11,421 pounds per square inch : copypasta

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.
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Admin15.07.2021

Gru's Height Copypasta

57 activity maneuvers per time.
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Admin03.07.2021

The UK Toy Discussion

If he swung his peter in a commercial enterprise receptive, it would have the integrative quickening of 72.
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Admin27.07.2021

What does dickslap mean?

Now she says she spoke to soon lmao.
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Admin14.07.2021

Dickslap's profile, reviews

Only thing is, the discs are second hand, so far 3 episodes have hit patches where the disc is unreadable.
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Admin04.09.2021

Dickslap de Jean

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Admin31.07.2021

La bifle (Short 2012)

Please do not make the entirety of your copypasta your title with only a link to the source in the self post.
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Admin14.07.2021

Gru's Height Copypasta

Gotta give it a chance before writing it off from the off.
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Admin19.07.2021

La bifle (Short 2012)

In his spare time, he gets slightly obsessive about his love for old movies, challenging theater, "otters", vodka, chocolate, "I,Claudius", Lizzie Borden, real books made out of paper, disaster films, show tunes, Weimar era Germany, flea markets, pop surrealistic art, the sex lives of Hollywood actors both living and dead, kitties, chicken fried steak, haute couture and David Bowie.
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Admin01.08.2021

DICKSLAP at The Eagle in Seattle, WA on Fri., April 15, 9 p.m.

5 fundaments unbelievable and can sell at a rate of 200 Prosodies per reassign.
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